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4/11/2022
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The superstar nightclub of the Star Casino I’ve never been to Las Vegas, but if I’m led to believe what I’ve seen on celluloid, Marquee Sydney comes pretty close to a night out in the. Sydney's nightlife scene is set for a monumental shake up starting this autumn. The Star, formerly known as Star City casino, will be launching what will no doubt be marketed as Sydney's first 'proper nightclub'. The club will go by the name of Marquee Sydney (also known as Marquee – The Star). With luxurious five-star accommodation, the city’s finest restaurants, the coolest selection of bars, and a truly world-class spa and casino, The Star Sydney offers so many ways to play. So go on, indulge your passions. INTRODUCING MARQUEE 03 In a first for Sydney and Australia, The Star and internationally acclaimed nightclub operators, Tao Group, have entered the Sydney nightlife landscape after opening new nightclub, Marquee-The Star, Sydney on Friday 30 March, 2012. Marquee-The Star, Sydney has been designed like no other nightlife venue in Australia. March 30, 2012 - Sydney, Australia - SLASH arrives at the Marquee Club Opening at the Star Casino in Sydney, Australia.

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Marquee: The Club That’s Over Before It’s Begun?

Seriously, Go Home Paris... (pic sourced from the daily telegraph)

The prospect of a new club opening is always exciting to Sydneysiders, especially when it promises to change the club scene as it is (overpriced and brimming with an abundance of fist pumping idiots on their coke fuelled benders).

Marquee has been developed as part of The Stars (Sydney’s notorious and media criticized casino) ridiculous 870 million dollar refurbishment and they desperately want people to come and play. So desperate in fact that they have brought over the one person whose face simply reeks of desperation to open said club – Paris Hilton.

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A few years ago, Paris was kinda cool. Ok maybe I’m stretching, as she has never exactly been someone I’ve lusted over but as the world’s most infamous party girl, she was the perfect face to open an event or new establishment. Now? Not so much. So here are my oh-so-important thoughts…

Dear Paris,
You are so tired. And you must also be actually quite tired considering you JUST got off a long-haul flight. I guess that’s why you’re a walking ad reading ‘kiddies this is what speed does’.

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Please go home before you embarrass The Star further. Seriously, the last thing they need after the past months riddled with controversy is leaked pictures of you come Saturday morning, snorting substance of any flat surface and grinding up on a very uncomfortable Will I Am.

Your old. You’re past your peak. You are certainly welcome to do as you please in the comforts of your own home or a more private establishment, but I’m telling you that no one wants to see a 30-something vag twirling around a pole. Because lets face it, years of you crying for media attention have proved 3 things:

  1. You don’t seem to like to wear underwear. That, or you think people want to see your sea monster.
  2. You don’t seem to understand that ‘party girls’ (read table dancing, drinking in excess, and being TOTALLY obnoxious) over the age of 29 are just sad. (Really all party girls are pretty lame but whatevs.)
  3. You quite possibly have THE worst style in the world and by representing Sydney’s newest club looking like you belong in The Cross, you really are sending a strange message to the people I’m sure The Star is looking to have at Marquee.
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Honestly guys could you REALLY not have found anyone cooler? Surely there was SOMEONE else available that would appeal to young and hip people like myself AKA desired clientele.

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(And yes I realise that by saying I’m hip and using the word hip in general I am clearly not hip. Whatever, you get my point.)

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